so yesterday i met my dad’s fiance at the engagement party and we were going to go parent trap on her

  1. well i’m an identical twin so i can do most of it
  2. and she’s way younger than him
  3. and it would be so funny
  4. where do i find a lizard though

You’ll love me at once, 

The way you did once, 



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if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

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Get To Know Me Meme:  Favourite Actresses [2/5] → Sandra Bullock

I’m controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I’m difficult on every single level.

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when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post


and now to this day people still think he said it





that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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And we call it Bella Notte.

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Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

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I think because I’m so close with Sansa I feel that she is like my first love, in a way.

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i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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